May
22
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Leave me alone, Sam I am! Quit freaking messing around! Gimme green eggs and ham!

Get the ryhme? No, not yet?
Reading on is your best bet!

And here I thought I was never going to do episode-by-episode reviews again.
I guess just a show this good’s got my juices flowing… or maybe it’s in my BONES -LOLOLOL, get the reference, man?-.

Ahhhhhhh. Bad jokes aside, this episode’s good as we’re finally getting real.
Unlike all the other episodes, this one’s finally got the holy crap they could actually die feel.
-Of course we know they wont die because there are still 44 episodes to go, but still-.

The background also seemed a bit darker, didn’t it? It may have been just my imagination though.
So the questions of: Who’s this new evil, who’s the emo kid, sup with that swooooooord, and who’s going to come save the day… And for you, I have answers to none of the abo(ugh)ve.

The only thing I can offer is… Doesn’t that kid look like a Dr. Seuss thing?
I mean, look at that elongated neck, that wild hair, that face belonging.

There has to had been some Dr. Seuss inspriration there somewhere, someone?
Before you know it, Cat In the Hat is being hunted down by Maka because not only is he teaching kids how to read and learn the alphabet, he ends up messing people’s homes and eating their souls when he’s done.
-Now THAT would be one hell of an episode. I’d watch that one.-

I guess this really isn’t an episode by episode review like I used to do.
No more recaps. Those are tiring as poo.

This feels a bit lighter.
Yet I’ll never write a post again with all this rhyming, I’d rather jump into the fire!

Are you stupid? What the hell did you do? I wish I was a trap boo hoo!

Os’ Note: You see, I had to bold every rhyming word just in case because they suck so much.
Now I cant stop thinking in rhyme I wish I knew… dutch?

Note 2: Inspired a little bit by this… SCREW RHYMING. I’M DONE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

9 comments to “Soul Eater 7 Makes Dr.Seuss Writhe in Heaven (An All Rhyming Post)”

  1. Comment by blissmoNo Gravatar:

    LOL! i love rhymes! This was hilarious

  2. Comment by DerangedNo Gravatar:

    LMFAO… love the cat in the hat stealing souls line XD

  3. Comment by IcyStormNo Gravatar:

    Some words don’t rhyme

    >_________>

  4. Comment by OsNo Gravatar:

    Yeahhhh about those. You… read them wrong? As you may notice, your enlglish isn’t so strong?

    Ah, yeah, those rhymes suck donkey doo doo. I actually wrote this entire post normally at first but then when I finished, I went through them and tried to rhyme ‘em for the hell of it.

  5. Comment by L-chanNo Gravatar:

    Er, rhyming cadence is off a bit in places. <__>

    Not that I don’t appreciate a good Dr. Seuss tribute!

    Maybe we can think of Soul Eater as the unholy unison between Dr. Seuss and Tim Burton.

  6. Comment by Baka-RaptorNo Gravatar:

    I couldn’t read this post for 3 days because I hadn’t seen the episode. I was tempted but never gave in. I knew the rhyming post would be worth the wait. Now I want my money back.

  7. Comment by OsNo Gravatar:

    Baka-Raptor… I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry.

  8. Comment by nova5No Gravatar:

    I love this anime. I’m watching it now and I think that the one of the most interested anime =) everybody who’s like the anime must watch it ;)

  9. Comment by bazzralicNo Gravatar:

    damn, its nice to know im not the only one who found a strong semblance of Seuss in this storyline…from classic names (Fraken Stein, Grim Reaper) usage to english-japanese conflicts, it was unnerving.

    Is there more info on this somewhere?

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